Dog In A Wig

I was cruising around town when I spotted this little fella on the street corner looking to make a quick buck or two.

Shanghai surprise.

After politely telling him no, I wasn't in the market for an escort, we had a small heart-to-heart session. He told me he was actually a struggling musician hoping to sign on to a major label.

Despite encountering many obstacles, he remains optimistic about the future.

 I asked if he was in an emo band. That seemed to offend him.

'Are you an emo?'

"We're straight up gangster rap, yo!" he said and stalked off with a flick of his hair.

Feeling a bit sorry for him, I called after him and reached for my wallet and that was when I realized my wallet was missing! The little bastard must have lifted it! I tried to find him but he had vanished like a fart in the wind...